Moyako's Telephone Consultations
Today I, Konoe Moyako,
Konoe Moyako
am going to be helping the guys at school with problems in my consultation corner.
I'm her assistant, Kurose Kasumi.
Kurose Kasumi
Moyako's Telephone Consultation
We have a request from username: 5YR.NEET.
Nickname
5YR.NEET
What a sad name. Have some hope, dude.
"I have a girlfriend but... the girl that sits next to me stares at me a lot...
When I feel her staring at me, I stare back at her, then she turns her eyes away.
Is there something on my face? What should I do?"
Is what it reads.
It's kind of disturbing how he says it so casually.
Well, who cares...
I understand. I totally understand what you are feeling right now.
How bothersome... Living a short life, and having to put aside hot love.
Nah, this isn't something considered love.
These are just sentiments. Like the sentiments a little brother has for his sister.
I've never received those sentiments.
I mean, we're both blood siblings.
Don't say such nonsensical things, Moyako!
Y-you're right! I was starting to get excited.
We're talking about the girl that sits next to you.
I might not know why she's staring at you so much but...
If you're really curious, I'd just ask her.
It's possible you're just imagining something.
If you keep worrying about it yourself, you'll keep coming up with weird delusions. That's no good.
If you both talk about it properly, you can find out the tr-
What's wrong, Kasumi? Why are you making such a socked face?
I was just wondering if people ever looked in the mirror.
I mean, it's nothing.
Shall we go to the next request?
Nickname
Moyako's Telephone Consultation
Our next request is from username: PrettierThanTodaysMorningSun
PrettierThanTodaysMorningSun
Looks like we got one with a twinkling name.
"I can't seem to get along with girls.
I am always super fly with the ladies in my head but...
In reality I can't even strike up a conversation and choke.
Also, I get neglected by the rest of the girls in class.
My best friend has a harem and all the girls surround him even when he doesn't do anything.
I'm so envious, it's irresistible. I want to be in that position surrrounded by laughs too.
What should I do so that I can get along with the girls?"
Is what it reads.
This request is absurdly mixing feelings all over the place.
I see. He can't get along with the girls.
We first have to know the difference between dreams and reality.
There's a huge gap between your dream and your reality.
Why don't you say that all intensly?
Also, take this from a girl's perspective...
We don't like when someone comes on too strong.
If you want to get along with the girls, you must be sincere.
Girls usually like when guys say nice things.
Wow, you actually said something decent.
But... you can't talk to girls. So there's no way to get along with them.
I guess that's one of the troubles of male puberty.
With you and Akira, these kind of innocent things never happen.
I suppose you're the big shot of the house.
You're right.
The other day when I was exhausted from doing chores, he said "Are you okay, sis?" while massaging my shoulders.
Then he did the chores for me. Doing this so casually everyday will score you some high points with the ladies.
That's pretty exemplary sincerity.
Don't tell me Akira knows what my ideal man is, so he purposely was acting like that to me?
He was just pretending to be kind?
My little brother can see through me, more than girls can see through guys!
She's leaped into her own world again!
Umm... PrettierThanTodaysMorningSun
So as a conclusion for now... Let me express my sincerity as someone with a 7:3 hairstyle.
Hey Moyako, isn't this Aki's e-mail?
Akira?
You're right! This is Akira's e-mail...
What's he doing asking his sister for help with girls?!
I get it! He made this request so that he can hear the answer from me.
So that he could learn and use a Lovey-Dovey Plan on me.
That scheming rascal.
What the hell is Lovey-Dovey Sis Plan?
Sorry Moya! That request isn't from me! Fukuyama got a hold of my phone and sent it himself.
Fukuyama? Is that your blonde friend?
Oh, I see now... There's no way such a stupid request would be from you.
Moyako. Seems we've solved the mystery.
Oh, so it wasn't from Akira, huh?
What a relie-
Then who was the one that sent the request?! In the end I still ended up giving my love advice!
Moyako's gone wild again!
Calm down, Moya!